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Sonic Wallets
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." ~ Albert Einstein
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money / There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash..." You'll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays "The Money Song" plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed (just don't say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert). Includes a silencer to turn off the sound if you're no fun anymore. Made of durable Tyvek®.
A needle's eye is no place for your camel and an inferior wallet is no place for your hard-earned cash. The Jesus wallet is ever so much more convenient than some seedy money-changer's table - and far less likely to be overturned. Harps and angels emanate every time you part with your silver. Includes a silencer to stop the sounds if desired. Made of durable Tyvek®.
Hurls 7 insults and barbs from the Bard himself each time thou opens it. Neither a borrower nor a lender be, hedge-pig. Includes a silencer to stop the abuse if desired. Made of durable Tyvek®.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for folding green! With the UPG Scream wallet you get a scream every time you open it. Includes a silencer to stop the screaming if desired. Made of durable Tyvek®.
Find your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Four different chants and meditative sounds. Includes a silencer if you'd rather listen to the sound of one hand clapping. Made of durable Tyvek®.
Plays "Blue Suede Shoes" each time you open it. Includes a silencer to turn off the music if desired. Made of durable Tyvek®.
The superior intelligence's choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Plays a variety of classic spacey sounds each time you open it. Made of space-age durable Tyvek®. Includes a silencer to stop the sound if desired (after all, there is no sound in space).
Pay tour models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! Includes a silencer to turn off the sounds if you're camera-shy. Made of durable Tyvek®.
Now your dinero can be as festive as the Dia de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. Includes a silencer to turn the music off if you prefer your day of the dead to be dead quiet. Made of durable Tyvek®.
Classic Drum Machine wallet plays 5 different beats. Includes a silencer to turn off the beat if desired. Made of durable Tyvek®.
