The Relativity Watch is the first watch where the numbers rotate around the face of the watch, proving unequivocally that time is relative (okay, perhaps a bit equivocally). It's still easy to tell the time, but the never-ending parade of digits and symbols is hypnotically cool. Einstein proved that as an object accelerates and approaches the speed of light, time actually slows down. This is the first watch to keep accurate time up to 0.9973 Planck Units.

The face of the watch depicts Dali himself, and his moving mustache serves as the watch's hands. An ant marches around the rim of the watch, ticking off the seconds. The Dali Watch has a Japanese quartz movement and 1 year guarantee against melting over tree branches. Face is 33mm in diameter. Water resistant, not waterproof.

The Higgs boson is mostly just theoretical, even after the successful experiments at the Large Hadron Collider. But this watch is 100% real! The Higgs boson may have no spin, electric charge, or color change, but the Higgs boson watch has a nice imitation leather band and a spinning second hand that spirals around. The image shows what is believed to be evidence of the Higgs decaying into other bosons during a collision. Japanese quark - oops - quartz movement. 1 year warranty. Water resist

This attractive wrist watch may not help you arrive on time, but if you wear it you can be fashionably late. The delightful Wonderland The band contains colorful graphics of The Queen, The Rabbit, and The Mad Hatter, accompanied by time-related quotes from the book. The Wonderland watch is plastic with a metal backing (sort of like a Swatch) and has an accurate quartz movement. 1 year warranty. Water resistant, not waterproof.

Full speed ahead! This watch displays a beautiful reproduction of an Engine Order Telegraph. The E.O.T. is used by the pilot on the bridge to order the engineers to power the ship. Great for any nautical enthusiast. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. Water resistant, not waterproof.

The Nietzsche Watch features a photograph of Friedrich himself on the face. Instead of a second hand, the phrase ?The Eternal Return of the Same? revolves around the face. If we understand Nietzsche correctly, given enough time you're gonna buy this watch eventually. So why don't you just buy it now and get it over with? Face is 33mm in diameter. 1 year warranty. Japanese, quartz movement. Water resistant, not waterproof.

A lot has changed since Charlie Chaplin's heyday, but two things remain constant -- people still feel like cogs in a giant machine and people still tell time. Both of those constants are playfully captured in our Charlie Chaplin Modern Times Watch. The watch features an iconic image of the Little Tramp stretched over a huge gear, wrenches in hand as he tightens some bolts. As the watch ticks, Charlie rides the gear around the watch once every minute. This attractive watch has a 1 year warranty.

People remember Che Guevera for being a bold leader and tireless crusader for the poor and oppressed. But people who really knew him were most impressed by his punctuality. If you asked him to attack the Las Mercedes garrison at noon, he wouldn't show up at 11:58 or 12:07. He'd be there at twelve on the nose! It's an incredibly handsome and well-made timepiece, featuring the word ?Revolution? revolving around a dramatic redramatic rendering of Che himself.

What's Freud thinking? It changes from moment to moment. Comes gift boxed. Face is 33mm in diameter. 1 year warranty. Japanese, quartz movement. Water resistant, not waterproof.

The TARDIS flies around the vortex each minute on this Doctor Who watch! Wear it so you're not late on your travels through time and space. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. If you are familiar with UPG's watches this one is 5mm larger. No cheating by traveling through time. Water resistant, not waterproof.

Remember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? One that looks a lot like this watch. You would need to time these processes in order to properly develop a photograph, and to time them, you'd need a timer. Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. 1 year warranty. Water resistant, not waterproof.

Euclid's "Book 1, Proposition 1" states that you can make an equilateral triangle with any straight line. Don't believe him? Watch his proposition proven twice a day with our Euclid Watch. Quartz movement. 1 year warranty.

The classic Monty Python sketch is now a useful device! Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass. No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement. One year warranty. Water resistant, not waterproof.